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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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libraford

Thinking about when I first moved to Ohio and me and my girlfriend went out for our anniversary date. We thought it would be nice to overdress a little and it was winter, so we were wearing wool hats. We looked very 1940s and it was cute.

A lady came up to me and said: "excuse me, are you part of that society of ladies that dress fancy?"

Me: "No ma'am, we are on a date."

Lady: "the both of you? Like that?"

Me: "...it's our anniversary?"

Lady was prepared for two people in their 30s to be part of a Red Hat Society offshoot, but not lesbians.

angelofthemornings-deactivated2

One night I was hungry and the guy I was dating at the time ordered a pizza for me. Presumably he said "it's for my boyfriend" or something like that. I went to pick it up and the lady said "Oh this was ordered by your girlfriend Mike"

libraford

Obsessed with this. I think my gender today will be Girlfriend Mike.

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anomalouslesbian

on the first day of classes professors will usually ask us to fill out a little notecard with our name, pronouns, major, and email. one dude in one of my history classes was very clearly one of those Anti-SJW Bullshit People and went “Uhhh pronouns? Ha, what’s that supposed to mean? I’m clearly a dude I don’t understand what you’re asking” and the professor just looked him in the eye and went “If you don’t know what a pronoun is then maybe a college level course isn’t for you” and i think about her every single day of my life